Today is the day, the day that you love,
Your birthday is here, oh flubadubdub!
Here at your workplace we want to fill you with cheer
And want to wish you the happiest birthdayest wish of the year
It is with immeasurable joy and unbridled glee
That we send this happifull, glorious message to thee
But we feel the need to stress just one little thought
You still work for us, and we don’t pay you for naught
You must still do your job, I’ll just make myself clear
Exactly like every other day of the year
Don’t get any wise thoughts
Like leaving early and such
And if you don’t mind staying later
We’d appreciate that much
Today is your birthday, you told us already
But that doesn’t mean you can be all snooty and heady.
So just lower your head and carrying on typing
Please do all your work with no complaining or griping
That blog post you’re editing won’t just revise itself
And that proposal is due for Mr. Monybags Wealth
There are 500 emails in your inbox to check
And 42 invoices to file, oh heck!
Today is your birthday, but don’t let your head swell
Everyone around you’s got a birthday as well
So although it’s your birthday, please carry right on
With your heart full of joy, ‘case we wrote you this song
Your loving HR department
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