The Mug of Destiny, aka, the Mug of Pretentiousness or the Cup of Crass, is a must for the desk of any copywriter, accountant, or bass fisherman.
Engraved with endearing imagery of fish in the finest form – sharp toothed, rough scaled, and brown – and expressed in their fullest relief via artistic mastery; this mug is sure to make even the dreariest of offices crackle with the scent of adventure.
Able to hold up to two cups of water and thermetically sealed to preserve both coldness/hotness, the mug also features a lockable top that reduces spillage to a minimum, even if it doesn’t cut it out completely. It is also both rugged and durable, and will not crack unless it is dropped repeatedly or hit really hard with a blunt or sharp object.
The Mug of Pretentiousness is so much more than a cup. It is a status symbol. An icon. A beacon of inspiration. It makes men shudder and women quiver at the image of adventure and scallywagery on high seas.
As the proud owner of the Mug of Destiny, you will be the talk of the town with the gentlefolk wondering whence you come from, where you are headed, and if hunting woolly mammoths is on your daily to do list.
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