After the smashing success of my first Anti-Insipirational social media posts (read: a bunch of people liked them), here's a whole other batch for you, the connoisseur of Shalom Shore's magically strange sense of humor.
I'm a bit jaded by the Bible at the moment, so I took some time to draw upon my vast knowledge of said book series to create some social posts that summarize entire stories and sagas.
Say it short or don't say it at all.
You know those inspirational posts on Facebook that remind you that life is a flower and you should embrace your inner snowflake?
Well, I got tired of those posts (thankfully my own feed doesn't get much of these, I select my friends carefully), and decided to create my own parody series. Enjoy.